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Looking for Ways to Get
Through The
Upcoming Holiday Season?
Here You Go...My
Top Ten Tips!
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We all need a
little humor to lighten up our day -
so here are some tips sure to put a smile on your
face!
#10. Only eat foods that you can
personally catch or harvest with your own hands.
#9. Only eat foods that start with the
letter ‘z’.
#8. Eat only seasonal items, like
reindeer, elves, pine cones, and poinsettia salad.
#7. Wash your Christmas cookie before
eating them.
#6. Set a time after which you will not
eat...like 10:30 pm, the night before.
#5. Avoid Stress- take Valium instead of
food, it has fewer calories.
#4. Increase activity. Instead of using
elevators and escalators, buy some mountain
climbing equipment and scale the outside of the
building.
#3. Avoid all nuts and fruitcakes- such as
Weird Uncle Henry and your crazy sister-in-law
Bertha.
#2. Become pregnant two week before
Thanksgiving, so that you’ll be nauseated all the
time during the holidays.
And here it is...the
Top Number One Tip!
#1. Don’t stop on the way home from
Holiday parties and eat the road kill! (Darn -
ruins all the fun, doesn't it?!)
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